Priorities (you're doing it wrong)
- Newscaster: "...a brutal murder-suicide left two people dead today. Police say the mutilated woman's body was found first, followed by the body of her husband, who had killed himself."
- Mom and Dad: *poker face*
- Me: "Wow, that's awful."
- Newscaster: "They also found the family dog, who had also been shot to death."
- Mom and Dad: *horrified gasp*
- Mom: "Why would he do that?!"
- Me: "Are you serious?"
- Dad: "Who would do that to a defenseless dog?"